You know what? We’re just gonna say it: A lot of Valentine’s Day gift guides are just plain boring.
Now, “gifts for him” and “gifts for her” aren’t inherently boring searches. There are a lot of really sweet, unique ideas out there that truly show you’ve been paying attention to your partner’s wants or needs. But what if your partner’s needs are more… primal? It’s pretty archaic to assume that heart-shaped jewelry or engraved whiskey decanters are the peak of romance.
It’s time to wake up and accept the fact that Valentine’s Day is the sex holiday. Sometimes spicing things up in the bedroom is the most romantic thing you can do.
We’ve scoured the internet to find the sexiest gifts on the market. Whether your boo is into BDSM, toys, or is just one of those people who gets turned on by food, there’s bound to be a gift option that satisfies their nether regions and their heart.
NSFW warning: Before you scroll any further, we’d suggest making sure your screen isn’t visible to bosses, children, or conservative family members. However, if you’re in public with just randos behind you, it’s your call as to whether you want to be that person shopping for vibrators in Starbucks.
We apologize in advance for using the word “penetration” so many times. No matter how sex-positive you are, that word sucks.
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